Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts? Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. by cuty

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S. by cuty

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name. by cuty

What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....". Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit....." by cuty

A German guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him. So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that no one will steal it then. Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!" by cuty

Scientists have discovered that alcohol does not make you fat, in fact it makes you lean....against bars, poles, tables, walls.... Why didn't the baby goose believe anything his father said? He thought it was all papagander by cuty

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die. by cuty

Why does a dog lick his ass? Because he knows he will be licking his owner's face shortly. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman. by cuty

What's an insect that always runs away? A Flea What's a dog that swallowed a watch? A Watchdog by cuty

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. by cuty